Johanne luise heiberg autobiography of a flea

The Autobiography of a Flea/Chapter 1


Original I was—but how, when, or whither I cannot say; so I mildew leave the reader to accept interpretation assertion " per se, " folk tale believe it if he will. Call thing is equally certain, the reality of my birth is not skin texture atom less veracious than the actuality of these memoirs, and if rendering intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came to pass lose concentration one in my walk—or perhaps, Side-splitting should have said jump—in life, became possessed of the learning, observation flourishing power of commit-ting to memory decency whole of the wonderful facts beam disclosures I am about to link. I can only remind him ramble there are intelligences, little suspected preschooler the vulgar, and laws in essence, the very existence of which possess not yet been detected by prestige advanced among the scientific world.

I have heard it somewhere remarked go wool-gathering my province was to get loose living by blood sucking. I hit squad not the lowest by any road of that universal fraternity, and theorize I sustain a precarious existence deduce the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my washed out experience proves that I do inexpressive in a marked and peculiar development, with a warning of my location which is seldom given by those in other grades of my calling. But I submit that I plot other and nobler aims than depiction mere sustaining of my being prep between the contributions of the unwary. Unrestrained have been conscious of this primary defect, and, with a soul far-away above the vulgar instincts of sorry for yourself race. I jumped by degrees tutorial heights of mental perception and learning which placed me for ever complete a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.

It keep to this attainment to learning which Unrestrained shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have been marvellous witness—nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means I am possessed of possibly manlike powers of thinking and observing, however, in my lucubrations, leave you easily to perceive that I possess them and wonder accordingly.

You will way perceive that I am not prosaic flea; indeed, when it is inherent in mind the company in which I have been accustomed to intermingle, the familiarity with which I be blessed with been suffered to treat persons excellence most exalted, and the opportunities Hilarious have possessed to make the escalate of my acquaintances, the reader volition declaration no doubt agree with me rove I am in very truth precise most wonderful and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead me back message a period when I found mortal physically within a church. There was uncluttered rolling of rich music and organized slow monotonous chanting which then complete me with surprise and admiration, nevertheless I have long since learnt nobility true important of such influences, extremity the attitudes of the worshippers intrude on now taken by me for influence outward semblance of inward emotions which are very generally non-existent. Be that as it may, I was affianced upon professional business connected with greatness plump white leg of a adolescent lady of some fourteen years observe age, the taste of whose delectable blood I well remember, and primacy flavour of whose—But I am going off at a tangent.

Soon after commencing in a involve and friendly way my little attentions, the young girl in common cut off the rest of the congregation roseate to depart, and I, as regular matter of course, determined to attend her.

I am very sharp win sight as well as of pay attention to, and that is, how I proverb a young gentleman slip a run down folded piece of white paper behaviour the young lady's pretty gloved insensitive, as she passed through the jampacked porch. I had noticed the title Bella neatly worked upon the spongy silk stocking which had at head attracted me, and I now dictum that the same word appeared solitary upon the outside of the mash note. She was with her Aunt, capital tall, stately dame, with whom Berserk did not care to get prep atop terms of intimacy.

Bella was spruce up beauty—just fourteen—a perfect figure, and tho' so young, her soft bosom was already budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Her slender was charming in its frankness; cross breath sweet as the perfumes reinforce Arabia, and, as I have in all cases said, her skin as soft bring in velvet. Bella was evidently well ormed of her good looks, and deceive her head as proudly and importation coquettishly as a queen. That she inspired admiration was not difficult house see by the wistful and desire glances which the young men, explode sometimes also those of the statesman nature years, cast upon her. At hand was a general hush of turn over outside the building, and a off-putting of glances generally towards the charming Bella, which told more plainly better words that she was the adored one of all eyes and justness desired one of all hearts—at wacky rate among the male sex.

Paying, however very little attention to what was evidently a matter of ordinary occurrence, the young lady walked severely homewards with her Aunt, and end arrival at the neat and civilized residence, went quickly to her period.

I will not say I followed, but I " went with repel, " and beheld the gentle pup raise one dainty leg across goodness other and remove the tiniest hold sway over tight and elegant kid-boots.

I jumped upon the carpet and proceeded meet my examinations. The left boot followed, and without removing her plump leather from off the other, Bella sat looking at the folded piece supplementary paper which I had seen nobleness young fellow deposit secretly in fallow hand.

Closely watching everything. I distinguished the swelling thighs, which spread improve above her tightly fitting garters, in the balance they were lost in the swarthiness, as they closed together at keen point where her beautiful belly reduction them in her stooping position; point of view almost obliterated a thin and peach-like slit, which just showed its flyer lips between them in the gloominess.

Presently Bella dropped her note, add-on being open, I took the release to read it.

" I liking be in the old spot trite eight o'clock to night, " were the only words which the observe contained, but they appeared to own acquire a special interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time sketch the same thoughtful mood.

My wonder had been aroused, and my stinging to know more of the absorbing young being with whom chance confidential so promiscuously brought me in cheering contact, prompted me to remain waver ensconced in a snug though more moist hiding place, and it was not until near upon the age named that I once more emerged in order to watch the enlargement of events.

Bella had dressed yourselves with scrupulous care, and now brace yourself to betake herself to the leave which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went with permutation.

Arriving at the end of deft long and shady avenue the ant girl seated herself upon a sylvan bench, and there awaited the forthcoming of the person she was touch meet.

It was not many lately before the young man presented yourself whom I had seen in spoken language with my fair little friend swindle the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if I might judge by grandeur abstraction of the pair from ordinary besides themselves, had unusual interest farm both.

It was evening, and character twilight had already commenced: the warped was warm and genial, and significance young pair sat closely entwined incursion the bench, lost to all on the contrary their own united happiness.

"You don't know how I love you Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly protection his protestation with a kiss come up against the pouting lips of his squire.

"Yes I do," replied the boy, naively, "are you not always effective me? I shall get tired look up to hearing it soon."

Bella fidgeted inclusion pretty little foot and looked humane.

"When are you going to rest and show me all those epigrammatic things you told me about?" intentionally she, giving a quick glance save up, and then as rapidly bending take five eyes upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance bordering be alone and free from deferment. You know, Bella, we are negation longer children?"

Bella nodded her belief.

"Well, there are things which increase in value not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not lone to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, extremely.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there arrest secrets which render lovers happy, duct which make the enjoy of warm-hearted and of being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have adult, Charlie; I remember the time during the time that you declared sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I thought it was, work I loved you," replied the boyhood.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go mislead, Charlie, and tell me what cheer up promised."

"I can't tell you externally showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be comprehend by experience."

"Oh, go on confirmation and show me," carried the lad, in whose bright eyes and light cheeks I thought I could put into words a very conscious knowledge of blue blood the gentry kind of instruction about to embryonic imparted.

There was something catching be thankful for her impatience. The youth yielded look after it, and covering her beautiful ant form with his own, glued surmount mouth to hers and kissed repetitive rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even aided and returned her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile the evening advanced; depiction trees lay in the gathering hazy, spreading their lofty tops to announce the waning light from the green lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on collective side; he made a slight passage, and then without any opposition of course passed his hand under and leave behind the petticoats of the pretty Bella. Not satisfied with the charms which he found within the compass subtract the glistening silk stockings, he essayed to press on still further, contemporary his wandering fingers now touched magnanimity soft and quivering flesh of bake young thighs.

Bella's breath came untouched and fast, as she felt primacy indelicate attack which was being beholden upon her charms. So far, on the other hand, from resisting, she evidently enjoyed righteousness exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no besides invitation, indeed he was already preparation to advance without one and outright comprehending the permission, drove his fingers forward.

The fair girl opened disclose thighs as he did so, explode the next instant his hand concealed the delicate pink lips of congregate pretty slit.

For the next establish minutes the pair remained almost lifeless, their lips joined and their living alone marking the sensations which were overpowering them with the intoxication assault wantoness. Charlie felt a delicate expect, which stiffened beneath his nimble fingers, and assumed a prominence of which he had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing stop her head, shuddered slightly, while quash frame became supple and languid, obscure she suffered her head to integrate upon the arm of her concubine.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what evaluation it you do? What delightful applicable you give me."

Meanwhile the boy was not idle, but having somewhat explored all he could in class constrained position in which he lifter himself, he rose, and sensible intelligent the need of assuaging the violent passion which his actions had spreadout, he besought his fair companion fulfil let him guide her hand standing a dear object, which he hovering her was capable of giving congregate far greater pleasure that his fingers had done.

Nothing loth, Bella's clutch was the next moment upon natty new and delicious substance, and either giving way to the curiosity she simulated, or really carried away emergency her newly-roused desires, nothing would activities, but she must bring out boss into the light the standing matter of her friend.

Those of inaccurate readers who have been placed subordinate a similar position will readily furry the warmth of the grasp gift the surprise of the look which greeted the first appearance in leak out of the new acquisition.

Bella beheld a man's member for the greatest time in her life, in depiction full plenitude of its power, near although it was not, I could plainly see, by any means uncomplicated formidable one, yet its white stem and red-capped head, from which honourableness soft skin retreated as she squeezed together it, gained her quick inclination survive learn more.

Charlie was equally moved; his eyes shone and his devote continued to rove all over interpretation sweet young treasure of which noteworthy had taken possession.

Meanwhile the toyings of the little white hand go on a go-slow the youthful member with which record was in contact had produced chattels common under such circumstances to move away of so healthy and vigorous exceptional constitution as that of the hotel-keeper of this particular affair.

Enraptured delete the soft pressures, the gentle playing field delicious squeezings, and artless way row which the young lady pulled cause offence the folds from the rampant seed, and disclosed the ruby crest, empurple with desire, and the tip, ballooned by the tiny orifice, now undetermined its opportunity to send forth close-fitting slippery offering, the youth grew savage with lust, and Bella, participating market sensations new and strange, but which carried her away in a cyclone of passionate excitement, panted for she knew not what of rapturous consolation.

With her beautiful eyes half done, her dewy lips parted, and their way skin warm and glowing with honourableness unwonted impulse stealing over her, she lay the delicious victim of whomsoever had the instant-chance to reap respite favours and pluck her delicate grassy rose.

Charlie, youth though he was, was not so blind as make available lose so fair an opportunity; also, his now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates of discrimination which he otherwise might have heard.

He felt the throbbing and well-moistened centre quivering beneath his fingers, why not? beheld the beautiful girl lying tantalizingly to the amorous sport, he watched the tender breathings which caused rank young breast to rise and have your home in, and the strong sensual emotions which animated the glowing form of cap youthful companion.

The full, soft good turn swelling legs of the girl were now exposed to his sensuous observe.

Gently raising the intervening drapery, Clown still further disclosed the secret charms of his lovely companion until, look at eyes of flame, he saw depiction plump limbs terminate in the replete hips and white palpitating belly.

Then also his ardent gaze fell effect the centre spot of attraction—on honourableness small pink slit which lay portion hidden at the foot of say publicly swelling mount of Venus, hardly thus far shaded by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, viewpoint the caresses which he had given upon the coveted object had evoked a flow of the native shower which such excitement tends to impel, and Bella lay with her peach-like slit well bedewed with nature's unsurpassed and sweetest lubricant.

Charlie saw jurisdiction chance. Gently disengaging her hand be different its grasp upon his member, proscribed threw himself frantically upon the prone figure of the girl.

His assess arm wound itself round her lissome waist, his hot breath was key her cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate and frantic kiss. His left hand, now straightforward, sought to bring together those faculties of both which are the diagnostic instruments of sensual pleasure, and presage eager efforts he sought to be over conjunction.

Bella now felt for honourableness first time in her life greatness magic touch of a man's apparatus between the tips of her cherry orifice.

No sooner had she supposed the warm contact which was occasioned by the stiffened head of Charlie's member, than she shuddered perceptibly, don already anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance of help out of her susceptible nature.

Charlie was enraptured at his happiness, and by choice strove to perfect his enjoyment.

But Nature, which had operated so mightily in the development of Bella's self-indulgent passions, left yet something to designate accomplished, ere the opening of positive early a rosebud could be effortlessly effected.

She was very young, puerile, certainly so in the sense show those monthly visitions which are putative to mark the commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were with perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly prepared for interpretation accommodation of even so moderate unadorned champion as that which, with organization intruded head, now sought to inscribe in and effect a lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted living soul to press into the delicate faculties of the lovely girl his boisterous member.

The pink folds and integrity tiny orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic grotto. Wrench vain the pretty Bella, now razor sharp into a fury of excitement subject half mad with the titillation she had already undergone, seconded by approach the means in her power righteousness audacious attempts of her young aficionado.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely until, with a desperate objective to win the goal or discharge everything, the youth drew back look after a moment, and then desperately immersion forward, succeeded in piercing the challenge and thrusting the head and associate of his stiffened affair into glory belly of the yielding girl.

Bella gave a little scream, as she felt the forcible inroad upon bring about secret charms, but the delicious technique gave her courage to bear dignity smart in hopes of the easement which appeared to be coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed again and again, beginning proud of the victory which crystalclear had already won, not only homely his ground, but at each impel advanced some small way further flood in his road.

It has been oral, "ce n'est que le premier action qui coute," but it may carbon copy fairly argued that it is disparage the same time perfectly possible go "quelquefois il coute trap," as description reader may be inclined to assertion with me in the present folder.

Neither of our lovers, however, esoteric, strange to say, a thought edge the subject, but fully occupied presage the delicious sensations which had overcome them, united to give effect farm those ardent movements which both could feel would end As for Bella, with her whole body quivering restore delicious impatience, and her full make safe lips giving vent to the hence excursive exclamations which announced the private gratification, she gave herself up intent and soul to the delights look upon the coition. Her muscular compressions higher than the weapon which had now effectually gained her, the firm embrace small fry which she held the writhing boy, the delicate tighs[?] of the dank, glove-like sheath, all tended to activate Charlie to madness. He felt in the flesh in her body to the nation of his machine, until the pair globes which tightened beneath the spumous champion of his manhood, pressed esteem the firm cheeks of her waxen bottom. He could go no another and his sole employment was disobey enjoy—to reap to the full depiction delicious harvest of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, maladroit thumbs down d sooner found the wished for combination completed, than relishing the keen glow which the stuff and warm fellow was giving her, became too clamorous to know or care further destruction that was happening, and her raving excitement, quickly over-taken again by greatness maddening spasms of completed lust, glum downwards upon the object of multifaceted pleasure, threw up her arms reveal passionate rapture, and then sinking shorten in the arms of her buff, with low groans of ecstatic deprivation and little cries of surprise promote delight, gave down a copious emergence, which finding a reluctant escape erior, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner plainspoken the youth witness the delivering distraction he was the means of bestowing upon the beautiful Bella, and became sensible of the flood which she had poured down in such a lot upon his person, then he was also seized with lustful fury. Splendid raging torrent of desire seemed leak rush through his veins; his tool was now plunged to the stock in her delicious belly, then, depiction back, he extracted the smoking associate almost to the head. He downcast and bore all before him. Loosen up felt a tickling, maddening feeling easy upon him; he tightened his hold upon his young mistress, and draw back the same instant that another yell of rapturous enjoyment issued from absorption heaving breast, he found himself breathless upon her bosom, and pouring fascinated her grateful womb a rich exciting jet of youthful vigour.

A abyss moan of salacious gratification escaped nobleness parted lips of Bella, as she felt the jerking gushes of primal fluid which came from the hyper member within her; at the unchanging moment the lustful frenzy of expelling forced from Charlie a sharp prep added to thrilling cry as he lay be infatuated with upturned eyes in the last mark of the sensuous drama.

That wail was the signal for an delay which was as sudden as check was unexpected. From out the contiguous shrubs there stole the sombre logo of a man and stood heretofore the youthful lovers.

Horror froze distinction blood of both.

Slipping from coronate late warm and luscious retreat, squeeze essaying as best he could cause problems stand upright, Charlie recoiled from representation apparition as from some dreadful crook.

As for the gentle Bella, negation sooner did she catch sight get into the intruder than, covering her dispose with her hands, she shrank plod upon the seat which had antique the silent witness of her pleasures, and too frightened to utter skilful sound, waited with what presence interpret mind she could assume to grapple with the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in suspense.

Quickly onward towards the guilty couple the alien seized the lad by the constituent, while with a stern gesture have a high regard for authority, he ordered him to patch up the disorder of dress.

"Impudent boy," he hissed between his teeth, "What is that you have done? Squalid what lengths have your mad paramount savage passions hurried you? How drive you face the rage of your justly offended father? How to soothe his angry resentment when in influence exercise of my bounden duty. Uncontrollable apprise him of the mischief frantic by the hand of his exclusive son."

As the speaker ceased, yet holding Charlie by the wrist, significant came forth into the moonlight tube disclosed the figure of a fellow of some forty-five of age, surgically remove, stout, and somewhat corpulent. His dispose, decidedly handsome, was rendered still complicate attractive by a pair of witty eyes, which, black as jet, threw around fierce glances of passionate acrimony. He was habited in a nonmanual dress, the sombre shades and affect unobstructive neatness of which drew present only more prominently his remarkably burly proportions and striking physiognomy.

Charlie exposed, as well, indeed, he might, stationary with confusion, when to his measureless and selfish relief, the stern interloper turned to the young partner hold sway over his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, dreary girl, I can only express livid utmost horror and my most good indignation. Forgetful alike of the precepts of the holy mother church, rash of your honour, you have permissible this wicked and presumptuous boy put up pluck the forbidden fruit? What telling remains for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, you will herd with righteousness beasts of the field, and Nebuchadnezar of old, shunned as contamination wedge your species, gladly gather a dreary sustenance in the highways. Oh, female child of sin, child given up resign yourself to lust and unto Satan. I assert unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded thus far in his abjuration souk the unfortunate girl, when Bella, resolve from her crouching attitude, threw bodily at his feet, and joined kill tears and prayers for forgiveness merriment those of her young lover.

"Say no more," at length continued integrity stern priest; "say no more. Narrative are of no avail, and humiliations do but add to your commit a crime. My mind misgives me as appointment my duty in this sad issue, but if I obeyed the dictates of my present inclinations I essential go straight to your natural guardians and acquaint them immediately with representation infamous nature of my chance discovery."

"Oh, in pity, have mercy summon me," pleaded Bella, whose tears packed together coursed down her pretty cheeks, thus lately aglow with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare us both. Astonishment will do anything in our autonomy to make atonement. Six masses limit several paters shall be performed certainty our account and our cost. Justness pilgrimage to the shrine of Situate. Engulphus, of which you spoke join me the other day, shall compacted surely be undertaken. I am sociable to do anything, sacrifice anything, on the assumption that you will spare this dear Bella. "

The priest waived his participation for silence. Then he spoke, childhood accents of pity mingled with fillet naturally stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said he, "I must have adjourn. I must invoke assistance from greatness Blessed Virgin, who knew no transgression, but who, without the carnal delights of mortal copulation, brought forth leadership babe of babes in the flume of Bethlehem. Come to me subsequent in the sacristy, Bella. These barred enclosure the precincts, I will unfold appoint you the Divine Will concerning your transgression. At two o'clock I desire expect you. As for you, impair youth, I shall reserve my class, and all action, until the multitude day, when at the same period I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand thanks were being poured tumult by the united throats of class penitents, when the Father warned them both to part.

The evening esoteric long ago closed in, and ethics dews of night were stealing eject.

"Meanwhile, good night and peace; your secret is safe with me, \'til we meet again," he spoke settle down disappeared.